Fine, I'll start a goddamn blog

Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG. *Ambiguity intentional

Thursday, December 31, 2009

TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT:

Tiger Woods's virile member, and manpurses. TIGER: golf geek. The guy has geekface the way Jay Cutler is said to have jerkface. Iffen yo...

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

A translation from Cioran

Ship smith clued me in to Cioran; I don't know whether this passgage has been translateed earlier and better than this, but what I'm...

Friday, July 31, 2009

now i think it has gotten worse

If anyone at all was reading this blog, it has lain dormant due to Fate and teeth-kickings. I don't suppose I believe in Fate, but if I ...

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

FEEL THAT?

Do ya FEEL it? I think, higher up, even they can hear it grind: it's the wheel of history, crushing the peasants again. You whined and w...

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Ann Sterzinger: chicago, IL, United States; I write actual tragic comedies -- that is, they aren't unfunny stories that end happily like in "Tragicomedy." They're funny stories that end horribly. The other stuff I do is only interesting to me.

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