Fine, I'll start a goddamn blog

Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG. *Ambiguity intentional

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Oh, boy, more shitty fucking weather

I know, I know. The Earth is not a sentient being, and it is CRAYYYZEEEEE for me to think it in any way has it in for me. I'm trying not...

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Things I fucking hate

In light of personal miseries, I have been feeling rather irritable lately. Off the top of my head, here is a fun list of shit I absolutely ...

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Pippi the Unnatural Woman

A Disjointed Tale Which Probably Breaks Some Copyright Laws It was the night the cops found where the gangbangers had tied up a bunch of peo...

Insomnia again; playwright Ben Jonson

Terrible terrible terrible. Insomnia is yet more proof of an absent or malicious divine being (as though teeth weren't enough). If the c...

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Ann Sterzinger: chicago, IL, United States; I write actual tragic comedies -- that is, they aren't unfunny stories that end happily like in "Tragicomedy." They're funny stories that end horribly. The other stuff I do is only interesting to me.

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