Fine, I'll start a goddamn blog

Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG. *Ambiguity intentional

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Sometimes I'm a dick and I write poetry

Life's so littered with regrets You want to get the broom But what is done is done and done And that's our shitty doom.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Feminism could have definitely worked out less nightmarishly for the worker bees

Damn, my boyfriend's apartment is a mess. I'm not saying he's a slob; he's actually a perfectionist and usually looks wonder...

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Human beings are wired to fight each other

And that seems to be pretty much all of what most people are. Do you ever wonder why the closest surviving primates are so... far from us? Q...

The slaves will always be with us.

Quit having babies.

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Ann Sterzinger: chicago, IL, United States; I write actual tragic comedies -- that is, they aren't unfunny stories that end happily like in "Tragicomedy." They're funny stories that end horribly. The other stuff I do is only interesting to me.

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