Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG.
*Ambiguity intentional
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Snapshot of current events, yaaaaar.
PIRATES! (Slaps self in face, giggling hysterically.)
FUCKING PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pompey Magnus told us TWO THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS AGO that he had this shit under control.
Actually, I wasn't there. I tried to get the Doctor to aim the Tardis in that direction so I could watch, but he wanted to go save the universe from the Great Ignoramus Invasion.
Showing off your knowledge of Plutarch?
ReplyDeleteIn the classic chess-match battle between Mr. Pompey the Great and Julius Caesar, who were you rooting for?
Actually, I wasn't there. I tried to get the Doctor to aim the Tardis in that direction so I could watch, but he wanted to go save the universe from the Great Ignoramus Invasion.
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