Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG.
By the way, if you want to be the proud owner of a first-edition copy of NVSQVAM, get on it, 'cause there are very few left. Second edition coming soon! From Nine-Banded Books. Which first has to get my translation of the amazing novel IN THE SKY by OCTVE MIRBEAU in print.