by Ann Sterzinger
Oh god, the tiresome rants about power relations between
males and females. There must be millions at this point.
Now we’re probably going on a million about the dynamics
between alpha and beta males as well. But what about alpha females and beta
females?
Alpha females: You know, the kind that scream at rallies, dominate
all meetings, berate their male partners endlessly, and though they’re
chest-puffingly feminist they secretly want to be mothers so they can have a
little prisoner.
But their main victims are beta females. Every alpha female
has a mousy friend to push around, and then there’s her favorite bullying victim
too, particularly at the office where the creature can’t escape. In
increasingly matriarchal workplaces around the country, alpha females are the
managers and sadists-in-chief. Men in the office traditionally stood up for the
alpha bitches’ favorite punching bags to some degree. But with men
disempowered, there’s nothing to protect shy women from being predated on
endlessly. God help you if you’re good-looking. Or smart, or dating someone, or
have anything going for you at all that they might want…
I for one am absolutely through with it. After a lifetime of
curling into a ball, saying “Yes, M’am,” and praying for the release of sweet
death, I have been used as a human punching balloon by one too many proud
bitches.
Beta females: It may go against our nature. It may go
against our aesthetics. Hell, it may even go against our principles. But it’s
time to stand up and show that buried under all that silky fur, we still have
claws and fangs.
Right now we have the element of surprise on our side: They
have no idea it’s coming.
Punch an alpha bitch in the face today, hon. Go on, make a
fist. Take a kickboxing class. Learn some game theory. It’s the only way to keep
them from ravaging the face of world culture like a plague of locusts in
Skrillex haircuts.
Scream at a bitch. Learn to manipulate her back. Most of
them are extreme narcissists, so flatter them into doing exactly what you want
them to do. Don’t be scared: they may shout and insinuate and guilt trip people
constantly, but they’re really only morons with overinflated egos.
If that doesn’t work, figure out a way to get them where
they live. You know you can do it. You’re probably bookish and thoughtful. And you’ve been watching them from the
shadows all your life.
If anyone can save the world from them, it’s us.
Update: Rachel Haywire got her blog back to "normal." But here's the link to a mirror of my tell-all on Matt Forney's blog:
http://mattforney.com/rachel-haywire-scammed-trigger-warnings-donors/
Update: Rachel Haywire got her blog back to "normal." But here's the link to a mirror of my tell-all on Matt Forney's blog:
http://mattforney.com/rachel-haywire-scammed-trigger-warnings-donors/
How fitting (Ha!) that you're wearing a Dalek shirt in that pic.
ReplyDeleteHa! You noticed. Extra nerd points.
DeleteDo I get points for noticing you reversed the photo as well?
DeleteNo, that's just me not knowing how to use the computer, like an old person.
DeleteI'm so sorry to hear about this, Ann.
ReplyDeleteThanks. What a waste...
DeleteBy the way, I did get paid for my story. So thank you for fight for me and the other contributors on that front. .
DeleteGood, at least I won that battle.
DeleteBest of luck! That crazy bitch has been hysterectomied when it comes to culture creation. Her intellect is a barren womb incapable of birthing any idea, any movement, anything truly new or worthwhile. Your best revenge, meanwhile, is using your talent, which is the creation of culture. When RH looks behind her, she sees the shadow of a eunuch. Finish your book.
ReplyDeleteI showed this to my wife, she loved it. She regularly has to deal with a bossy cunt, who has at times made her life miserable. This cunt is of course a proud feminist.
ReplyDeleteHeh, hehhehehehe. Glad to serve.
DeleteTerrible luck Ann.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised actually that more of her type aren't found fvcked up beyond all belief having fallen down a couple three flights of steps. It happens you know.
Wow, what a waste of life/Lyfe. Are you going okay at the moment or is it better not to ask?
ReplyDeleteI'm actually feeling much better, knowing she'll never call me on the phone at all hours again. Working on Lyfe again and getting a job... one that pays actual money as opposed to bullshit imaginary pesos.
DeleteGrab your popcorn...
ReplyDeleteGOD HAS CHOSEN AN EXACT DATE FOR THE GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
The Keynesian Apocalypse has started on:
☞ September 13, 2015 (Elul 29, 5775) ☜
It will be the worst economic collapse in history.
Stock markets will crash, bond market will crash, real estate will crash, banks will fail, currencies will collapse. There will be civil unrest, riots, strikes, demonstrations, looting, and shortages.
Gold will go from $ 1,100 to $ 20,000 (in three years).
Silver will go from $ 15 to $ 1,500 (in three years).
Bitcoin will go from $ 240 to $ 240,000 (in December 2016).
Prepare yourself accordingly!
Prepare yourself accordingly!
You have been warned!
You have been warned!
You have been warned!