PIRATES! (Slaps self in face, giggling hysterically.)
FUCKING PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pompey Magnus told us TWO THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS AGO that he had this shit under control.
Fucking politicians, man.
Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG. *Ambiguity intentional
Showing off your knowledge of Plutarch?
ReplyDeleteIn the classic chess-match battle between Mr. Pompey the Great and Julius Caesar, who were you rooting for?
Actually, I wasn't there. I tried to get the Doctor to aim the Tardis in that direction so I could watch, but he wanted to go save the universe from the Great Ignoramus Invasion.
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