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Thursday, February 7, 2013

The world disgusts

The world disgusts so thoroughly,
It's fair to wonder, "Is it me?"
So pull aside the drapes and see:

A giant bowing to a flea,
A baby killed by sting of bee,
And Thackeray grovels on his knee
While marketers are pestering me.

The truth is slandered,
Kittens hurt,
A torturer is fat and pert,
The bombers are on full alert,
And Socrates is eating dirt;

A squirrel raped,
A genius aped,
A nut job cheered on in a cape;

Your best beloved is puking blood
And Shakespeare's name is finally mud;
You got that job to save your skin
And suddenly you're ten years in;

Your enemies are sleek and free,
There's no clean public place to pee,
An oil slick covers every sea,
A nuke right where the sun should be...

So pull the covers over me.
There's nowhere else that's good to flee.

12 comments:

  1. Yup, there are times when, for the sake of one's health, one must put aside self-loathing and realise that compared to what other people are up to, one is relatively innocent.

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  2. I guess that screwed-up SKU I failed to catch at work is not quite as bad as kitten torture...

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  3. re-printed with Ann's permission.
    "The Cautious Optimist"

    "And the scorn moves into focus like a specter/
    Greener pastures looming just around the bend/
    From left & right come platitudes/
    I ought to show more gratitude/
    It's hard to run when bones are on the mend."

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  4. (there's more)

    Fat Guy’s Salutation


    “Don’t underestimate the overweight—
    You’ll take one in the face.
    I thought that we were human;
    Now they tell me it’s a race.

    Choose to give life the best that you have,
    And the options may drive you berserk.
    Who among us can afford to take a nap,
    Unless we’ve done some serious work?

    Dynamite drives a hard bargain.
    If ya don’t like to talk, save yer breath.
    “It takes one to know one,” croons Steven Seagal;
    But who asked him?
    That guy’s Marked For Death!

    Ravinia, Ravinia.
    How old are you now?
    Corrina, Corrina,
    The boat lost its prow.

    Precision, decision;
    Snow falls on cedar trees.
    Why not pitch a tent out in the moonlight?
    A Nation Once Again.
    Try to look out for your friends.
    It’s the 21st century—
    Don’t be blue, right?”

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  6. Note: the above was not a free speech issue, just a spambot.

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  7. Although if corporations are people with rights to free speech, I suppose next we'll have to accept spambots as people with rights to free speech, and then we'll just give up hope entirely.

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  8. Fat Guy Features isn't real, but if it was? It would put out "Between Good and Evil--The Road To Corporate Personhood," by Eddie Berthanse. Plus the sequel: "That's Not True," by Samuel "Sauce" Alito...

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