Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG.
*Ambiguity intentional
Ann, you and Tom Ligotti should get together and become the first anti-natalist power couple. :-)
ReplyDeleteTrying to form an antinatalist power anything would probably lead to the heat death of irony...
DeleteIndeed, Ann. Just a lame joke.
DeleteI didn't think it was a lame joke, it was more of a good setup line...
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