"Be positive, Ann, be positive! Nobody likes a sorehead! Nobody wants to think about the way the world works! And no fortune-telling! That's psychologically unhealthy... for anyone who even hears you! You can't predict disaster, even if it makes sense! Sell yourself! But don't sell yourself, nobody likes self-promotion! But nobody will notice you if you don't do it. What are you, lazy? You think you're the only person out of seven billion who wants attention? You got to get on the socialtubes, you outdated shit. Only extroverts need say anything, and if you want to say something anyway you had better do a damn good job of acting. The world isn't going to notice you if you just sit back and... hey! Nobody asked you to write a book! So shut up about it!"
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Steeling myself for the utter indifference of a world both clogged with morons and obsessed by pre-packaged fame,