Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG.
Oh, here's Natacha Polony being smirked at by the Handsome Man's equally douchey female counterpart:
Aymeric Caron and Lea Salame: Human hate porn. Actually she isn't quite as bad as he is, but that's like saying AIDS isn't quite as bad as Ebola. Natacha Polony used to work at the same show, but it's said she left because they were worse than not having a job.