(Chapter One is available at Trigger Warning: http://www.triggerwarning.us/lyfe/) Argh, that link isn't going to work till this Monday.)
Oh, and if any readers want to help me spend less of my time ghostwriting stupid garbage for cash, so that I may instead turn my labors to finishing the last couple of chapters of LYFE in relative peace—outside the 40-plus hours a week I spend on Trigger Warning—I have helpfully set up a Patreon. Yes, I'm a parasite (chuckles). What, would you rather I crapped out a welfare baby so I could take my pay from you by force?
So: Enjoy my comically amateurish attempt at a video! I'm a writer, not a damn TV anchor.
Clickity here alors, etc.
And finally, Chapter Two...