Oh, I can't just write books, you say? I need to market myself, do I? Like I'm a hydrogenated snack unit, here to feedertain you? Well, fine, then, I'll quit throwing myself into traffic like a sensible person*, settle down, and waste good novel writing time TO DITHER ON A GODDAMN BLOG. *Ambiguity intentional
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ReplyDeleteJust look at his face. That's a look that says "I'm just pretending to be an antinatalist because I'm a huge racist, and want all the ethnics to stop breeding so the superior redhead race can take over the world." Disgusting! ;)
ReplyDeleteOr it might be a look that says "I really would like another beer, but I don't want to disturb this kitten on my arm. Thank god I trained [cat who is out of shot] to open the refrigerator and push a little beer trolley."
Delete... Actually, his master plan is to get people to stop breeding and off themselves so he can steal their cats for himself. I don't know how I didn't see that until I just decided that's what he's up to. Pretty twisted and selfish of him.
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DeleteOF COURSE! How could I have been so blind? NAZI CAT THIEVES FUCK OFF!
http://i.imgur.com/legU8ct.jpg
ReplyDeleteAaaaand the eternal "cat people vs. dog people" debate has now been laid to rest. Somebody call the NYT!
DeleteThe Olde Gent on 'Cats and Dogs':
Deletehttp://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx
I also have a dog -- a pitbull who understand that all cats are his boss.
ReplyDeleteThe animal thing is one reason I can never think of Hitler as less than human. Not a fan of his art -- paintings or performance.
Of course Hitler was human; that was why he's still scary. I haven't seen his performances but his paintings are drab and awkward.
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